the birkenstock cowboy
Here’s a good story for you all to enjoy
About an interesting character known as the Birkenstock Cowboy
He has a supremely extremely unique style
And an interesting character profile
Academic cowboys, PhDs on skis
What luck to meet such rare breeds like these
Allured by his attire and special couture
Where it comes from, I’m not totally sure
Wearing killa Synchilla
With patterns not so vanilla
Shining in Patagonia colors so brightly
Sometimes clashing ever so slightly
Sporting skinny short shorts
Well designed for serious sports
Pockets hanging out, specifically for squats
Not just for a few, iIn particular, lots
Unrivaled britches and fleeces
And a masterpiece thesis
But unfortunately for me, not on Telekinesis
Still nothing can beat
What he wears on his feet
The bleeding edge of academic style would not be complete
Without the authentic and original first spiked sandals
And all kinds of ice and snow and weather it handles
It’s Birks year round with a spike clicking sound
It’s really the best academic geek chic around
Now you’re all good to go
When there’s ice and there’s snow
It’s just like bikes with spikes but better, you know
Keep your eyes out for the Birkenstock Cowboy
His spikes will leave tracks
And if he crazy waves to you, just wave back!